Favorite line when someone calls 911...

headset Apr 09, 2026 3:38 p.m. No. 2

My personal favorite is...

"This isn't really an emergency but...."

headset Apr 09, 2026 3:41 p.m. No. 3

Caller: My dog got out!
Dispatcher: Thats not a 911 emergency.

Caller: it is to me.